Age 4- Cannon saw his mom with her turban towel on her head, and he said “ hey mom, did you know that if you roll it, twist it, stick it through the loop you hair will dry 50% faster?” Marc says, “where did you hear that Cannon?
“I saw it on the mercial”
When Marc took the boys in the store, Cannon wanted some water balloons, he asked for them, and she told him that she said they could have one treat, if he wanted that foir his treat he could. He said oh wow, I been dreaming of this my whole life”
Marc came in from outside with cold hands and put her hands on Cannons Belly, and said I ' m so glad you love me cause I know you will get my hands warm, Can turned to his friend Hayden and says "Hayden you are so lucky you don't have a mom that loves you this much," and Hayden said"Yeah...."
One night Marc was covering Cannon up and he said, don't cover the monkey, he has fur, ( his stuffed monkey he sleeps with) he will catch on fire if he gets too hot... Don't cover me up either, thats why I have to come in to your bed, because I get so hot I will start on fire if I don't cool down.
Aunt Tenesha tended the kids when Marc and Brenen went to Vegas, When they returned Cannon told her Aunt Nigh was crazy, she danced in the kitchen and threw socks at the window and let kinsey poop in the sink.
Brenen was reading the boys a bedtime story, Cannon interrupted and said "xcuse me dad" "yes Cannon, what is it?" If you would quit reading the Easter bunny would probably come sooner.
Marc ran over a skunk and the car stunk so bad they had to leave it out of the garage. They came out and said oh wow it still stinks> Can said. " Yup, that why we never want to hurt mother nature."
The boys had stayed overnight with Grandma Connie. Everyone had to go to the bathroom at the same time, so running for it Cannon came in as Grandma was finishing up. He said "Grandma your underwear don't have any back, Why don't your underwear have a back? Grandma said "Can sometimes women don't want their underwear to show through their levis, so they wear this kind." "Well yous better not poop your pants, they will never hold it, it will go down your legs. You know that's what underwear is for is to catch your accidents."
Cannon was over to Nina's Justus had a beer sitting on the table. Cannon went over to it and said. "My friend drinks beer" They didn't pay much attention to him, and in a bit he eases over and picks up the beer to sneak a taste... Nesh catches him and says "Cannon, what are you doing?" " He very innocently answers, "Oh, I thought it was Root Beer<"
